Umqondisi onethalente waseSpain wabizwa yintatheli URosa Montero, ephephandabeni i-El País, ngenkulumo ebanzi ngebhayisikobho yakhe nangempilo yakhe.
Le ngxoxo, ekhishwe kabusha yiPágina 12, iveza umbhali uqobo futhi engumuntu ohlekisa kakhulu okhuluma ngoshintsho okushiwo umsebenzi wakhe wokugcina emsebenzini wakhe, Amacala e-Oxford, idrama yamaphoyisa ngokususelwa kule noveli yombhali wase-Argentina UGuillermo Martinez.
U-Alex De La Iglesia ubuyekeza wonke amafilimu akhe, uchaza ukuthi uwasebenzisa kanjani amahlaya (nokuthi kungenzeka kanjani ukuthi abantu bacabange ngakho), izinyathelo zakhe zokuqala ebhayisikobho, ubudlelwano bakhe no-Almodovar e-Acción Mutante, umndeni wakhe owawunenkinga nowamanje , namadodakazi akhe amabili.
Ngemuva kwalokho ingxenye yenhlolokhono:
- Wena uthi uzizwa ukhululekile uma usebenza ngezinto zomunye umuntu. Ingabe yingakho ukwazile ukwenza ifilimu okungeyona eyamahlaya okokuqala ngqa? Lokho wukuthi, uma ukhuluma ngezihloko okungezakho kakhulu, ngabe udinga ukwenza sengathi uzihleka?
-Yebo, ngokuphelele. Ukuze ukhulume ngawe udinga ukubheka izindlela ezikwenza ubekezeleleke.
- Uvame ukuthi amahlaya ukuphunyuka. Isibonelo, uthe: "Amafilimu ami ayigwala ngokuyisisekelo, mayelana nomfana ongalokothi abhekane neqiniso ngqo futhi asebenzise amahlaya noma amahlaya njengama-buffoon eNkathi Ephakathi."
- Iqiniso, angiboni ngaleyo ndlela. Ngokuphambene nalokho, ngicabanga ukuthi amahlaya asivumela ukuthi sihlole izinto. Yebo, yebo, okungenani ubalekela ukuhlasela. Futhi namahlaya agcina ngokuzikhukhumeza. Bheka, kwi-The Oxford Murders okwenzeka kubalingiswa ukuthi bajeziswa ngokuzikhukhumeza kwabo. Into ethokozisayo ngale filimu ukuthi ikwenza ubone ukuthi izinto zinjengoba zinjalo ngoba uyabacasula ngandlela thile, nawe uyingxenye yomdlalo, futhi awukwazi ukusola ubuhlungu boBuntu ohlelweni noma kuMlando. Empeleni, futhi usebenza nsuku zonke ukuze lobo buhlungu bube khona. Ngenjabulo yakho, isibonelo. Ngoba injabulo ithatha ukungazi okuthile.
-Uhlekisa kakhulu, amafilimu akho ayahlekisa, kepha ngemuva kuhlale kune-substrate esabekayo ...
- Yebo, futhi futhi okwenzekayo ukuthi ulwazi lobuhlungu lwakha amandla amakhulu kakhulu okujabulela ubumnandi. Noma ngubani oke waya emngcwabeni uyazi ukuthi liyini iphathi. Ngalowo mqondo, amahlaya athakazelayo ayenqatshelwe…. Hleka ngalokho ongeke ukuhleke, leyo yinto ehlekisa kakhulu emhlabeni. Ngiyakhumbula ukuthi ngake ngaba semiseni njengengane nomngane wami, ngaphambili. Futhi okuthile kwakungahambi kahle ngompristi, futhi mina nomngane wami saqala ukuhleka kakhulu. Futhi ekuqaleni bekuyinto ehlekisayo nje, kepha lapho sibona ukuthi umpristi ubesibhekile kodwa akakwazanga ukusho lutho ngoba ubesentshumayelweni, khona-ke ukuhleka kwaphenduka into enkulu, engalawuleki, into ecishe ibuhlungu. Lokho kuyisihluthulelo, ukuhleka lokho ongeke ukuhleke.
-Imisebenzi iveza umculi, kepha hhayi wonke umuntu owazi ukuyifunda leyo misebenzi, noma-ke yilowo nalowo abeke into yakhe bese ebuka imovie ehlukile. Futhi-ke kukhona isibalo somphakathi, imvamisa esingahlangene kakhulu nawe. Isibonelo, ngifunde ingxoxo nawe lapho intatheli ibibonakala ikuphoqa ukuthi uhlale uhlekisa. Uma ufuna ukuthatha izinto ngokungathí sina, angikuvumeli. Isibalo somphakathi siyinkolelo-ze.
"Yebo, yebo kunjalo." Umthwalo waleli bhizinisi esikulo ukuthi abantu bafuna ukucaciseleka ngezinto, bafuna ukwazi ukuthi ungubani. Bese bekuqopha: yile ndoda eyenza ama-movie ahlekisayo. Futhi kunesikhashana lapho uthi, hhe, ngiyaxolisa, ngenza ama-movie ahlekisayo, noma cha. UBilly Wilder angaba ngumqondisi owenze amahlaya amahle kakhulu emhlabeni, kodwa futhi namafilimu anedrama anonya. Futhi amahlaya akhe ayesabeka… Futhi amahlaya akhe asabeka kakhulu ukwedlula amadrama akhe! Isibonelo, i-The Apartment Scares Me mhlawumbe ingenye yama-movie amahle kakhulu engake ngawabona, kepha anginakulokotha ngithi ingenye yamahlaya amahle kakhulu, ngoba iyangethusa. Ngizizwa ngihlotshaniswa nobugwala nosizi lomlingiswa ophambili ... Lowo mfana ozothokozisa abantu abadala wenza amaphathi endlini yakhe futhi wonke umuntu ucabanga ukuthi uqhanyelwe kanti cha ...
-Ngaphakathi uyakhala.
-Futhi lokho kufana kakhulu nalokho okungenzeka kimi, nakwenzeka kithi sonke, ukuthi leyo movie iyangethusa. Kepha okumangazayo ngoWilder ukuthi usenza sibe nesikhathi esihle sokusitshela iqiniso.
"Yilokho okwenzayo kumahlaya akho amnyama kakhulu."
U-Azcona, engicabanga ukuthi ungomunye wabantu ababaluleke kakhulu emasikweni aseSpain emashumini eminyaka amuva nje, uthe akenzanga amahlaya, wenza izinhlekelele ezimbi kakhulu. Futhi kuyinto engizoyibhalisela nayo.
- Engikwenzile ngisemncane kwakudweba amahlaya.
Yebo, bengikuthanda kakhulu ukudweba. Futhi ngasikhathi sinye lapho ngangidweba futhi ngisendaweni yokucima ukoma yefilosofi, ngangena eqenjini lamafilimu laseyunivesithi. Futhi umngane, u-Enrique Urbizu, waqala ukushutha i-movie. Ngihlala ngithi ngingene kumamuvi ngenxa yomona. Ngaleso sikhathi abantu ababenza ama-movie bonke babengabantu ababucayi, uPilar Miró, uMario Camus, babengezona izingane. Ngangicabanga ukuthi ukuze wenze amafilimu kumele ube njalo, umuntu ozimisele futhi onedokhumende esemthethweni ekugunyaza ukuthi ube ngumqondisi… Kodwa isibindi nokuqina kuka-Urbizu kwangikhombisa ukuthi umuntu onjengami naye angayenza ifilimu. Futhi lapho umhlaba wami waphuka khona. Ngichithe isonto ngingalali ngizitshela: uma ngingawenzi ama-movie, akukho lutho olunengqondo. Uma ngingawenzi ama-movie, ngiyafa.
-Wenza okokuqala kwakhe okufushane, ababulali bakaMirindas.
-Yebo, bekumele sifunde konke njengoba sihamba ... benginemali ncamashi yokukhokhela ifilimu, bengingenayo enye. Angikwazanga ukukhokhela abalingisi base behamba. Kwakuyizinsuku ezine ezimfushane futhi bengazange bazibambe. I-protagonist ishiye usuku lwesibili futhi nginezibhamu ezingaba yisigidi obekufanele ngikwenze, ngfulathele umhlane. Ngakho-ke, okufushane kunokuhlela okungajwayelekile.
"Kodwa konke kumhambele kahle ngokukhulu ukushesha." Ngemuva kwalokho, ubhale iskripthi nombhali wakho osebenze naye osenesikhathi eside, uJorge Guericoechevarría, no-Almodóvar benza ifilimu.
Yebo, sanikeza umngani, uPaz Sufrategui, osebenza no-Almodóvar, kanti uPaz wasitshela ukuthi uPedro wayefuna ukukhuluma nathi… Ugh, umthelela wawumkhulu. UPedro nguyena owasicela ukuba senze ifilimu. Ngoba uma esitshela: cha, ngifuna ushanele ...
- Babeyophendula bathi: yebo, yebo ...
"Yebo, yebo, Pedro, noma yini oyishoyo." Ngifuna wenze idokhumentari emayelana nemikhomo ... Awu, lutho, woza, sekuphelile. Kepha cha, usikhiqizele lo mbhalo futhi senza iMutant Action, i-movie eqondiswe kabi ngendlela engafanele.
-Hhayi, kwenzenjani, kuhle kakhulu. Ngayithanda kakhulu. Kwakungokokuqala ngqa.
- Senze konke ngendiza. Ngubani ozoqondisa i-movie? Ngithe. Futhi ngacabanga ukuthi: othile uzongishaya ngempama njengamanje ... ngicabanga ukuthi manje ngeke ngibe nesibindi sokudubula uMutant Action, ngoba ngiyayazi imiphumela yezinto. Injini yesenzo ukungazi. Ukube othile ubengitshele: cha, bheka, lokhu kuzokulethela lonke lolu chungechunge lwezinkinga, uzofunda ephephandabeni ukuthi uyisilima ... ngabe mhlawumbe angibanga nesibindi.
-Ifilimu yakho yesibili, Usuku Lwesilo, ibe yimpumelelo enkulu ...
-Kwangumbono esibe nawo isikhathi eside, sisuka enyuvesi. Mina noJorge asizange silokothe sikwenze kwasekuqaleni ngoba kwakubonakala kunzima kithina. Kumsebenzi wokuqala le ndaba yakhuluma ngompristi wase-University of Deusto, nokuyilapho engafunda khona, ohambela iziko likaSestao ayofuna Umphik'ukristu. Futhi ekuqaleni Usuku Lwesilo lwalungeyona ihlaya nhlobo. Yayibizwa ngeBlack Kiss, futhi ifilimu yaphelela eKio Towers, futhi kwakukhona abapristi abangama-5000 abavela emhlabeni wonke phezulu komunye wemibhoshongo, futhi ngentambo babehamba kwalasha baya kwesinye isakhiwo, komunye umbhoshongo kwakunguSathane, owayengamamitha angamashumi amahlanu ubude, ehlezi esihlalweni sobukhosi. Bese kuthi bonke abapristi baphenduke baqabule uSathane ngemuva, kuthi ngemuva babone ubuso bakhe ... Ezinganekwaneni zasendulo ezikhuluma ngoDeveli kunjena ... Lokho kwaba umbhalo wokuqala kubhaliwe. Kodwa lapho siyifunda sabona ukuthi lokho kwakungeke kwenzeke.
–Wenza izinto eziyinkulungwane ngasikhathi sinye, ubambe iqhaza emikhosini emfushane yamafilimu, udwebe amahlaya, ubhale ukulandisa, ulungiselele imibhalo eyinkulungwane yefilimu nethelevishini, usebenzise i- “blog”… Hhayi eyenzelwe. Ubukeka njengo-Obelix, uwele eketeleni.
-Ngiphinde ngibukeke ngokufana ngevolumu ... Enye yezimfihlakalo ezinkulu zoBuntu ezingakaxazululwa ukuthi kungcono yini ukugqoka amabhulukwe ngenhla noma ngaphansi kwesisu. Futhi ngino-Obélix, ngicabanga ukuthi kungcono kakhulu kusuka phezulu.
- Ngakusho ngenxa "yokusheshisa" njalo. Kunjengokungathi njengengane yayigwinye imbiza yamandla omlingo ...
-Yebo, iqiniso ukuthi selokhu ngaqala ukwenza ama-movie ngifana ... ngizizwa sengathi ngisesikhathini sokuwa samahhala, kufana nokuthi ngiwela njalo kwalasha ongenamkhawulo, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... Kodwa, kunjalo, kanjani ukuwa kwamahhala isikhathi eside kakhulu ngoba sengikujwayele, futhi ngezikhathi ezithile, ngenkathi ngiwa, ngifunda iphephandaba, futhi nginamasofa awela nami, ngikhululekile ekwindla.
-Ukuba namadodakazi amabili, akunikanga yini ukuthula?
-Kuguqule impilo yami. Manje ekugcineni ngithola injongo yokuphila. Ngibonga amadodakazi ami, kanye nonkosikazi wami. Bengihlala nginomuzwa wokuthi impilo umdlalo we-Ionesco, kepha hhayi manje. Ukuthi umbhalo wempilo ucatshangwe kahle kakhulu, ngoba lapho lokho kwehla kwesenzo sesibili kufika, ngokungazelelwe kuvela izinto ezimbili ezincane ezincike kuwe futhi uyabona ukuthi kukhona izinto ezibaluleke ukudlula wena. Sonke sicabanga ukuthi siyi-protagonist yefilimu yethu, futhi mhlawumbe hhayi, singase sibe sesibili. Futhi lokho kududuza kakhulu. Noma kunjalo, kufanele ngifunde ukujabulela okuhle.
–Ushilo ngaphambilini ukuthi awufuni ukuyeka. Ubalekelani? Yimiphi imililo onayo ngemuva kwakho? Ngiyazi ukuthi uke wabhekana nezimo ezinzima ... Uyihlo washona useyingane ...
"Ubaba wami ushone ngineminyaka eyishumi nambili." Futhi udadewethu wabulawa ngumdlavuza eneminyaka engamashumi amathathu, futhi ngangingazi ukuthi ngingabhekana kanjani nayo nhlobo. Ngabaleka. Futhi nginomfowethu onezinkinga zengqondo uma nje ngikhumbula, futhi lokho futhi kunzima kakhulu. Kwesinye isikhathi uzizwa sengathi izinto azinaso isixazululo, futhi yilokho okudala kukwenze uhlanye, akunjalo? Kepha, maye, angikuthandi konke lokhu esikhuluma ngakho. Siyona ngokuzazi ngokweqile. Uma ngifunda le ngxoxo, angimthandi nhlobo lo mlingiswa. Kepha yeka ukukhala, ukuba nokuphila okuhlaba umxhwele, inhlanhla emangalisayo! Futhi kuyiqiniso, ngiyakwenza. Nginelungelo, ngiyajabula ukwenza ama-movie. Engikukhonzile kakhulu emhlabeni amahlaya. Kumuntu ozinikele ekwenzeni abantu bahleke. Futhi ikakhulukazi kosomahlaya ongazenzisi ngalutho. Yingakho sengishilo kaningi ukuthi ngingathanda ukwenza ifilimu engenamakhemikhali, eyokuzijabulisa kuphela. Ngaphandle kobuhlungu ngemuva.
-Ifilimu ebungaza injabulo yempilo. Ngoba injabulo ikhona.
–Yebo… Kunezikhathi ezijabulisayo. Uhleli etafuleni, udle kahle, uhlala nomuntu ophilile naye, uphuza ikhofi, wehlise umoya, amantombazane agijime, bese uthi kuwe, impilo le. Futhi iphelele. Yebo kuliqiniso. Lokho okukhona…
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