Umlingisi Chuck Norris Akayena owehlaya, uthukuthele futhi akukhona okungaphansi, usekugxekile ukuhlela Penguin, ngencwadi yamahlaya enesihloko Iqiniso ngoChuck Norris (Iqiniso ngoChuck Norris) lapho kwenziwa khona ukuhlanganiswa kwamabinzana asevele, akudala, amangalisayo ngomlingisi.
Ngokuvuma kukaChuck, leyo ncwadi ilimaza isithombe sakhe ngokumenza abukeke njengesidalwa esingaphezu kwemithetho ye-physics, isimilo, isikhathi kanye nomthetho, uphinde athi akazange alivumele igama lakhe lisetshenziswe ngumshicileli Penguin futhi icela ukunxeshezelwa ngomonakalo, ukuthi umkhiqizo umiswe futhi kutholakale nezincwadi ezihanjisiwe.
Eminye yemishwana eshiwo encwadini:
1.- Lapho uChuck Norris ethumela incwadi yakhe yentela, yena uthumela amakhasi angenalutho nesithombe sakhe, eguqile elungele ukuhlasela. UChuck Norris akasoze akhokha intela, naphakade
2.- Izinyembezi zikaChuck Norris zilapha umdlavuza. Okubi wukuthi akakaze akhale. Ungalokothi
3. - UStephen Hopkins noChuck baya ekilasini elilodwa, kodwa ngelinye ilanga uStephen wayengafuni ukudlulisela ibhola kuChuck ngenkathi bedlala ibhola ... Iphutha elikhulu