Ngalesi sihloko ngiyakuqonda ukuthi ucabangela izinto eziningi njengokuthi le turkey ilahlekelwe ibhodwe? (Al Hoff nami kunjalo), noma kuthakazelisa kanjani, ake sifunde okuthunyelwe! (okukubeka esimweni somqondo ngokulingana nombulali olandelanayo). Ama-pussies eceleni, njengazo zonke izinto eziphuma kahle I-Hasselhoff Ngijabule kakhulu, ngoba ngithatha leli thuba ukukutshela ukuthi usayine inkontileka yokwenza lezi ziqephu ezimbili zalolo bishi olubi olwalukhona. Anaconda, lapho ngicabanga ukuthi ngikhumbula ukuthi iphumile (futhi uma omunye engikhipha ephutheni) Jennifer Lopez, lapho umuntu angathola khona umbono walokho okuzotholakala. Ngezansi ngikushiyela isithombe sezikhathi ezingcono ze-Hoff, lapho edlala uMichael Knight futhi eshaya imivimbo ye-karate ngebhulukwe lakhe elincane kanye nejakhethi yakhe yesikhumba.
