Bangaki abantu abangadansanga 'I-Macarena'? Kancane, akunjalo? Impumelelo yaseSpain eyaqhosha ngokuba inombolo 1 amasonto angu-14 kuBillboard Hot 100 futhi eyenza umongameli wase-United States adanse ngokwakhe. Kodwa bangaki kithi abadansela leyo ngoma abanaka umlayezo ka-Los Del Río mayelana nomkhono omkhulu obanzi ka-Miss Macarena… ngoba umfana intombazane kuvele ukuthi iyiflamenco.
Iwebhu yamahlaya Phakamisa wayefuna ukubuza uchungechunge lwe-thirtysomethings and thirties mayelana ne-'La Macarena'. Bonke babekwazi futhi babesina; omunye wamantombazane wachaza: "Ngadansa lokhu ngineminyaka engu-12 ubudala". Abantu base-Distractify babenze baphinde balalela leli culo enguqulweni yalo yesiNgisi ukuze bathole ukuthi ithini indikimba yengoma. Lapha sonke sahlangana nomphefumulo kaVitorino oqotho, ngoba wayengumpetha we-candid soul. Kodwa ingabe laba bantu babazi ukuthi kwenzekani kumfana ompofu?
Impendulo akuyona nje a "hhayi". Ingoma yaqala futhi enye yamantombazane yacabanga ukuthi ingoma "Bekumayelana nokudansa". Lapho kutholwa imisho yokuqala, enye yamantombazane yathi: "Ngicabanga ukuthi kumayelana nentombazane eyomile" -lokhu bekungekude nomlayezo wangempela-; Kodwa njengoba izingoma ziqhubeka, omunye wabafana waqala ukwesaba okubi kakhulu: "Ngicela ungitshele ukuthi akuyona into emnyama lena",lapho eqala ukuhleka. Kodwa umvuthwandaba wengoma wafika: wonke umuntu wasala evule umlomo lapho ethola ukuthi uMacarena akazange akhohlise uVitorino enomngane, kodwa nababili. "Nabangane ababili!". Ababili, uthe abafana ababili? Hhawu!. "Kanti lokhu kwabekwa esikoleni?" Ukusabela kwabantu abalalele ingoma kuyahlekisa kakhulu. Ngikushiyela ividiyo engezansi.