Waxaan horey u haynay filimka rasmiga ah ee filimka "Machete", filim ka dhashay raadiyaha beenta ah ee ay sameeyeen Tarantino iyo Robert Rodríguez ee diptych "Terror Planet".
Waxa ugu yaabka badan filimkan ayaa ah jilitaankiisa cajiibka ah ee filimka "B": Danny Trejo, Don Johnson, Jessica Alba, Jonah Hill, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert De Niro iyo Steven Seagal, iyo kuwo kale.
Sidee ayuu Robert de Niro u galay wax soo saarka noocaan ah?
Si kastaba, "Baangad" ayaa noo sheegi doonta sheekada jilaagan, oo uu ciyaaray Danny Trejo, oo ah sarkaal ka tirsan booliiska federaalka ee Mexico kaas oo laga saaray jidhka ka dib markii uu capo Torrez (Steven Seagal). Isaga oo aan aad u jeclayn, Machete waxa uu ku qasban yahay in uu aqbalo dalabka dhakhtarka (Jeff Fahey) kaas oo qorsheynaya in uu dilo senator musuqmaasuq ah oo lagu magacaabo McLaughlin (Robert De Niro). Inta u dhaxaysa laba dab iyo marka la baxsanayo, Machete waxay codsan doontaa caawinta Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), oo ku takhasusay faallooyinka basbaaska, Aabbaha (Cheech Marin), walaalkeed "quduus", iyo Abriil (Lindsay Lohan) oo ah gabadh ka tirsan bulshada sare odoroska hubka. Marka uu furo sheekada oo dhan, waxaa eryan doona Sartana (Jessica Alba), oo ah wakiilka ICE ee sexy.