Chuck Norris is angry

Chuck

The actor Chuck Norris He is not for jokes, he is angry and it is not for less, he has denounced the editorial Penguin, for a comic book titled The Truth about Chuck Norris (The truth about Chuck Norris) in which a compilation of the already, classic, amazing phrases about the actor is made.

According to Chuck's affirmations, that book damages his image by making him look like a being above the laws of physics, morals, time and the law, he also alleges that he never allowed his name to be used by the publisher Penguin and asks for compensation for the damages, that production be stopped and also to recover the books that have been distributed.

Some of the phrases mentioned in the book:

1.- When Chuck Norris sends his tax return, he sends blank pages and a photo of himself, crouched down and ready to attack. Chuck Norris will never pay taxes, ever

2.- Chuck Norris tears heal cancer. The bad thing is that he has never cried. Never

3.- Stephen Hopkins and Chuck went to the same class, but one day Stephen didn't want to pass the ball to Chuck when they were playing soccer ... Big mistake


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